I read an article in the paper only today
about a man who got married in a suit then attended his reception in a dress.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I would have left in disgust
but not before snatching back my wedding gift and doing a shit on the cake.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

URGGGH

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:05, archived)