I dont expect presents from family on my birthday
There's a girl at work who bitches about such things like its her god-given right to get expensive things given to her.

Dont turn into the girl at my work balders:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

I'd rather they didn't bother.
But all of them would behave like complete fucking cunts if they received similar treatment.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:34, archived)