Turn up to the carvery like you're in Tianemen Square during the student protests.
Lay down in front of cars trying to get in to the car park, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I just might.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)