I threw up on the bonnet of an Audi TT
While my friend made soothing noises.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

soothing brrrrm brrrrm nneeeeooowww uurrrrrcccchhhhh
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

I have no idea who's car it was
I bet they were pleased in the morning.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

you should have done a poo in the middle of it
and they'd have thought it was an albatross
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

What's all this about Albert Ross?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:12, archived)