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I'll be leaving for the pub in about an hour.
SSG will be there, anybody have any messages for him?

ALT: When was the last time you got completely smashed, what happened?

EDIT: No messages for SSG? He will be disappointed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
last time I got completely smashed,
I threw up on someone's landing, and it had cigarette ends in it. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
Haha,
oh lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
You think that's bad, look at this!
b3ta.belm.co.uk/showerscene

NSFW (but it's not NSFA)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
AAaaAAUuUrrrgGHGhHhHGhH
MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
I couldn't be bothered making it a GIF, so a 22MB BMP was the obvious way to make it load slowly from the bottom up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
It worked brilliantly!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
Congrats...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
WHAPPLE

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
yes.
quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
complete the sequence:
napple
wapple
yapple
rapple
...
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
Mapple

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
actually it's vapple
then sapple, then back to napple.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
NWYRVS
that's how I remember it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
or 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
if you're dyslexic and trying to write down numbers of apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
Oh silly me

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
I went to a to have and have not houseparty before.
I dressed as a tramp and drank special brew, which contained fag butts towards the end of the night. That special brew ain't no good I tells ya'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
you were lucky you didn't beat yourself up.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
Hmm, I did wake up with some bruises.
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
Put some vinegar in SSG's pint.
When he spits it out, tell him "That's from Dave Trouser, your Internet Bully".

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
Consider it done Dave.
:O
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
You're a hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
I awoke on a roof of a derelict shopping center.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
I awoke in Oxford once.
Which is a fair old way from Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
*Google maps*
That is approximately 118 miles away. Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
I awoke in a conservatory of a house on Cowley road,
I'd started drinking at midday the previous day, and I was supposed to be in work that morning. It was the house of a band we'd been to see, 'Youthmovies', I guess they'd invited us back to theirs. That or we'd forced ourselves upon them or something...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
i woke up in a soho doorway
a policeman knew my name
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
tell him, no offence, or not, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
Will do, he'll love you for it, no offence.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
this duck, this fuck, no offence, banter
good forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
I can't remember the last time I got that drunk
I was quite drunk at Bluestar's birthday bash, but not smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
There was karaoke, kebab and vomit.
Fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
fun and karaoke are mutually exclusive

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
I threw up off someones balcony
and watched it splash down to the pavement eight floors below. This was around June 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
Danced with glow sticks and a pint of gin/redbull at a wedding.
I was splendid. damaged my ulna.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
Saturday.
I'm not entirely sure, but fortunately I narrowly missed out on sharing a bed with three male friends.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

bed whore
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
They were going to let me go first too.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
I stayed at someone's house then went home the next morning.
Crazy times man.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
and walked home like John Wayne.
as the college football team packed their bus up.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
She was the bull in House Rodeo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
closest college to me is a christian school
I'd only be walking funny if they collectively thumped me with their bibles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
I threw up on the bonnet of an Audi TT
While my friend made soothing noises.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

soothing brrrrm brrrrm nneeeeooowww uurrrrrcccchhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
I have no idea who's car it was
I bet they were pleased in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
you should have done a poo in the middle of it
and they'd have thought it was an albatross
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
What's all this about Albert Ross?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
I got carried home from the pub by Azra3l at about 9.30pm
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
Awww

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
and you've been with him ever since? no offence, forum banter
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
rohypnlol

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
I really can't keep track of who's fucking who these days

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
Do you really need to?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
I skipped down a street in Coventry.
And was left to sleep on my own while Druid and Malchick shared a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
shunned

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
Druid and Malchick sharing a bed, isn't a new thing.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
Nor in any way surprising.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
Bromance

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
I don't know, my memory had given up by then.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
I kissed a bloke and vomited on the jobcentre.
Not necessarily in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:12, archived)