I'm talking about actually slapping the body here.
The sort of thing Jamie Cullum does.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Oh right yeah...
more like Jamie Cull-him...ah ha...

sigh
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:24, archived)