I've bought you a matrix trilogy souveneir tea towel
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00,
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FUCKYEH.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00,
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you can leave all the tea spoons at the bottom of the bowl,
and when your wife asks where the teaspoons are
you can say:
'we don't have any tea spoons'
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:02,
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