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Good brother in law got me a set of 8 Marx Brothers films for my birthday tomorrow.
I am pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
You just posted.
I'm displeased.

Please stop doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
This is good.
You might even enjoy the carvery.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
You're a very determined young man.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
Suck my sweaty balls.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
No. I've just had dinner and I'm full.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
forum banter, great stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
i'm glad you are pleased, or not, not for me to judge really, ok, no offence
marx times, or not

good forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
Happy birthday for tomorrow
It makes me happy that you're older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
It makes me happy that you look older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
bumeyes

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
Shame you're older than everyone else other than him.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
shush it up
Mr Grumpy Pants
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
he took a stanley knife to each disc though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
I've bought you a matrix trilogy souveneir tea towel

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
FUCKYEH.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
you can leave all the tea spoons at the bottom of the bowl,
and when your wife asks where the teaspoons are
you can say:
'we don't have any tea spoons'
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
I wish my sisters would get married so I could have an awesome brother in law for Mr Sp@m to knock about with
both in their 40s and bloody single.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
Dried up and I bet they have cats.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
Neither of them have cats both have children though
one of them has just moved back in with my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
i'm single, or not, forum banter, no offence
times forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6162184
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
He's probably copied over them all with Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
HOORAH

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
My mum got me... *drum roll*

NOTHING. I'm not even surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
if you are not surprised then you won't care, or will, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
was it your birthday though?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
I sold my car
and found £20
and gave blood
AND found my beloved zippo.

WHAT A GOOD DAY IT HAS BEEN TODAY.
oh and happy birthday or something, big four-oh and that
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
yeah, but you probably got AIDS from the twenty
Balance, and all that..
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
Are you coming to see me when you work here?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
might do
bearing in mind you are as shit as master of turnips
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:24, archived)