Artie Lange is a God amongst regular men.You'd do better to be more like him.
Comedy wise, not girth. Let's not open the door for you all pile on yet more pounds and cost the nation more in fuel as we bus you from heart check up to heart check up.
Some of you really need to pull yourselves together. Come on.
You stupid fat shits.
What's your favourite type of Tennis?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:20,
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Tennis.Mens. The women's game is shit to watch unless it's Dementieva against Ivanovic.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:21,
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Don't they both play for Chelsea?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22,
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Branislav Ivanovic isn't as sexy as Anna Ivanovic.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:23,
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Mario Tennis.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22,
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Table?Naked?
or possibly drunken naked table tennis?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:25,
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