you were in a FRENCH car?
GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNET!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Wasn't mine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

why weren't you bashing hubare's face into the steering wheel
to teach him the errors of driving es-car-gos.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

It wasn't his fault.
It was THE RANDOM WOMAN'S fault.
She knocked us from one side of a roundabout to another.


OH THE HUMANITY.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

She was doing her driver's duty
of ridding the roads of a Peugeot. Anyone else would have done the same. She should have got a medal.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

You'll no doubt tear up at the compensation I got.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yes
it should be awarded to her as prize money
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Don't you worry.
I really haven't spent it all.
Sometimes I roll around in all those notes and dream of Citroen cars raping your mother.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Whilst your father gives a Peugeot a blumpkin.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

A rise out of JMG
the big man loses his cool.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:07, archived)