Me again.
I must say that my best and more in depth conversations about CARS down below was primarily with the birds.
What the hell is going on with b3ta's men?!
You all aren't turning in to WOO HOO MOOHALAAs are you?


On the flip side, I hope these women aren't expecting me to discuss women's issues in depth.
I've never mopped, I'd be lost.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

JMG failed utterly in terms of car ownership
and I refuse to consort with such a mincing sack of makeup and carpark dents when it comes to motors. Man the fuck up, Jammers.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

I've never dented Mr. T!
How very dare you!

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Hubare was at the wheel and I was on the impact side of a CONFUSED WOMAN'S 4x4 that totalled the Peugeot a few years back.
My only crash.

Hubare couldn't open my door. I was trapped.
I dare suggest there was wild panic on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

you were in a FRENCH car?
GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNET!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Wasn't mine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

why weren't you bashing hubare's face into the steering wheel
to teach him the errors of driving es-car-gos.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

It wasn't his fault.
It was THE RANDOM WOMAN'S fault.
She knocked us from one side of a roundabout to another.


OH THE HUMANITY.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

She was doing her driver's duty
of ridding the roads of a Peugeot. Anyone else would have done the same. She should have got a medal.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

You'll no doubt tear up at the compensation I got.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yes
it should be awarded to her as prize money
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Don't you worry.
I really haven't spent it all.
Sometimes I roll around in all those notes and dream of Citroen cars raping your mother.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Whilst your father gives a Peugeot a blumpkin.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

A rise out of JMG
the big man loses his cool.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

You've named your car, Mr Geordie
That means nothing less than you wishing you had another mans penis up your bot-bot.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Alright this is three cracks now at getting an argument going.
Can one of you girls please validate this man?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Are you trying to get girls to fight your fights, JMG?
poor show, poor show indeed.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I'm not IN a fight.
Am I missing on the latest meme where we all are meant to act slow on here?
This really should be in the newsletter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Don't worry JMG I don't do mopping either

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

i've never ironed anything
ever
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I tend to buy clothes that don't need ironing

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

what's the best way to hide when you've dripped menstruation all down the back inside of your favourite summer dress?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

accidently spill some red wine on it too?

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Rucksack. Adjust the straps so that it's hanging so low
it covers your arse
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

And then realise how foolish it was to
A: Wear a dress during rag week
B: If you must wear a dress pick the right absorbency or change more frequently.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

This happened to me
when I was at school. I didn't have much choice in the clothes I wore.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Hello JMG.
I am playing tunes on stream.ifaze.nl:8070/listen.pls
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

I'm going to CALL IN and make a HILLARIOUS COMMENT.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

I have no car, but I'm looking at a nice manly Volvo.
Feel better?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Volvo's ARE very manly, mind.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

in the same way that smoking a pipe is.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

They're the slippers of the automotive world

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

I have a car it is black
I have also mopped, it was dull.
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

form banter i don't understand, no offence
great forum
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

I missed the question
But I have a Jaguar XJR

some say, it is an extension of my penis.
( TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Goodnight JMG

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:10, archived)