Well I'm hoping it's a terrible Sunday over there.
Equally, no offence. But this is very important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

He's been to two funerals in a week.
Have a heart, he needs some good times.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:34, archived)