JMG etc.
Football.
I'm holding court on a popular Aston Villa forum.

Needless to say. I think I've quite possibly turned Sunday in to a bloodbath.


Fill me in on current fat woe.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

This is a child doing an interpretive dance.
The dance is showing how an Internet Tubby tries to make some kind of impact on JMG with what they hope will be a massive insult. However, nothing ever goes to plan for our lardy companions.

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

hahahaha
Well done that child.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Even the dog's wondering what the fuck he's doing.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

The dog represents lurkers, watching the whole sorry affair unfold.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

they're arguing about which is their favourite computer game character, down there

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Sometimes I'd like you people to genuinely hear the slap as my head goes in to my hands.
Bald etc.
But still. I really wish I could be given sole vocal rights on here.

I could just shout instead of having the type all this out.
It'd really streamline abuse.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

If you kill Chris Moyles I'm sure you can have his radio time.
I can't imagine anyone would object.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Chris Moyles you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjQws4ZYxZA
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Dan brown giving bad news, excellent.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Aston Villa winning usually makes my brother happy which in turn makes me happy.
No offence.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Well I'm hoping it's a terrible Sunday over there.
Equally, no offence. But this is very important.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

He's been to two funerals in a week.
Have a heart, he needs some good times.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Hull will not beat Man U
Sunderland will not get a point
Newcastle will not get a point.

As things are, it shall stay.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Well you haven't been perfect lately, so who knows..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I'd like the unwashed to go down as much as you would Jammy,
it seems a little far fetched.

If Boro win 4-0 and hull lose 4-0 Boro will stay up, so I've discounted them.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

I think it's more like 2-0/0-3 or something. They need to haul in 5 goals.
..But of course, they could do that and go down should we win.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

I thought the GD was 8, my mistake.
It will be fun to watch.

Liverpool Vs Spurs is a nothing game, although 2nd place for liverpool is on the line and Europe league for spurs, it'll be a flat game.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

That weght reduction stuff costs too much.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:33, archived)