I'm literally going to take my dog outside so he can shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

I'm only metaphorically taking my dog for a walk.
Is this ok? I would hate to form an opinion of something before I experienced it first hand.
no offence, great banter
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 1:56, archived)