i can pour a pint of guinness with a smiley face in it

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

I've glassed people for less

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

i have other talents
but i don't think anbody here would be interested in them
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

I've done that several times
It was pure luck as I'm shit at it, but it averaged an extra 50p tip each time. This is good, especially when I do it 12 times and get two bottles of wine flavoured lighter fluid from ASDA on the way home.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:53, archived)