Riverghost rapes house pets.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

yes

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Yes
Riverghost rapes house pets. Probably interferes with wildlife too, dunno.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

Hold on, there.
Are you telling me that Riverghost rapes animals?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

Dunno
done a bit of research, you know, asked around and that...turns out, right, that Riverghost rapes animals, yeah
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

supermatt is a child rapist?

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

Shit, we're seriously opening ourselves up to libel cases here, you know.
Or at least we are if all this isn't true. Which it probably is.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

Hmmmm
I'm not sure if we can tell if Riverghost fucks animals unless we fuck some too. Or maybe we just can't comment on the undeniable, cast iron, bolted on fact that Riverghost fucks animals. I'm so confused.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

I think that as long as we can show we had genuine reason to believe that riverghost fucks animals,
and stated that riverghost fucks animals in good faith, we're in the clear.

And while my source might not have explicitly stated that riverghost fucks animals, I think it's easy to see how the conclusion that riverghost fucks animals could be drawn from it.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

I am clickin' all dis.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

Thanks for putting my mind at ease
I feel pretty confident now. Riverghost fucks animals. Riverghost fucks animals. There, it's fine.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

What?
Fucks animals you say? What a terrible thing to do! Fucking animals is illegal!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

You know,
I sort of do hope he has me on ignore now. If he were to see all this, I'm not sure riverghost would want to be my friend any more.

Still, who wants to be friends with an animal fucker?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

Yes.
I think it is fair to say that Riverghost is in fact an animal rapist. He no doubt spends his evenings plotting new ways to interfere with furry creatures. Riverghost should be ashamed of himself. Those poor defenceless animals have no way to fend off his forced sexual antics.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

I can't be bothered to try and make the allegation that riverghost fucks animals turn up in Google search results.
Suffice to say that if I were willing to make that effort, riverghost would never live down the fact that he fucks animals.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

Forum banter
great times
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

Yeah, you're right.
We have more or less run this joke into the ground now. Probably time for a new thread or something.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

Hah, he's even got a hit counter in his profile.
I shall have to add it to the pasanonic counter auto-raper.

b3ta.belm.co.uk/fiddle
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

excellent.

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:46, archived)

I believe that's what we're getting at here.
Riverghost has been known to personally invade the private spaces of domesticated animals. And by private spaces, I mean rectums. And by personally invade, I mean repeatedly and violently force himself inside. Force his erect cock inside, that is.

So I hear, anyway.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:22, archived)