you should really post some more photos of yourself online
for ROFL purposes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

I'm going to attend b4shes.
It's like a photoshoot for fatties.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:55, archived)

JMG, the angsty sweat produced if you showed up at a b4sh would be at toxic levels.
All those Internet Hard Men, tormented at not really being able to do anything in person. Those fatties, wanting to attack you, but prevented from doing so by sheer weight.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:10, archived)

I can only imagine we'd get back on here the following Monday, and they'd have a RIGHT good ruddy go at me.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

Not to mention the whole host of new "facts" that might appear.
They'd probably try and get a sneaky cock-shot if you dared to enter the men's room. Terrible attempted bullying.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

MOOHALAARASSMENT!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:19, archived)

He'll shave you as you sleep.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:24, archived)