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So I hear Riverghost fucks animals?
What would you do if you saw a man raping an ocelot at the zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
Draw a picture
run home and post it on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
Le Chaud Lapin et le Chat en Plein Air
Should be the title.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
Ceci n'est pas une ocelot

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
That's what he'd have to explain to the police.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
Take a picture

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
It's less amusing the 6th time

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
Are you going to repeatedly point out when JMG repeats himself?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
I'm no doubt doing something related to dole, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
you should really post some more photos of yourself online
for ROFL purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
I'm going to attend b4shes.
It's like a photoshoot for fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:55, archived)
JMG, the angsty sweat produced if you showed up at a b4sh would be at toxic levels.
All those Internet Hard Men, tormented at not really being able to do anything in person. Those fatties, wanting to attack you, but prevented from doing so by sheer weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:10, archived)
I can only imagine we'd get back on here the following Monday, and they'd have a RIGHT good ruddy go at me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
Not to mention the whole host of new "facts" that might appear.
They'd probably try and get a sneaky cock-shot if you dared to enter the men's room. Terrible attempted bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
MOOHALAARASSMENT!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:19, archived)
He'll shave you as you sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:24, archived)
those ocelots are fucking prickteases, they act like they really want it then they start crying rape
the cunts

I'm never getting involved with another ocelot
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:56, archived)
I had the same problem with owls
Eye-contact maintaning SLUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
oh wait, I get it now
he said "your want" but he meant "your wont" but he actually should have meant "your ilk" because ilk doesn't mean wont

and he has sex with animals
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
On the plus side, I am now a DJ!
A real man said so!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
he's got an IQ of 164 and you're pathitic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
Am I pathitic too?
I don't know what my IQ is, but I could make up a high number if you like.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
If 164 is the highest number you can make up
then I'm guessing your IQ is lower than that.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
I can make up three hundred thousand million billion trillion squillion gajillion quillion and one.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
L@@K! I'm helping!
b3ta.com/board/9458073
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
4chan is coming...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79083
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:41, archived)
My only wish is that my posts might bring some joy to the little children.
They are ever in my thoughts.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
You learn something new every day
Today I learned that riverghost rapes animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
I hear he sometimes lets them rape him too
he's just MAD for animal cock
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
"You fuck ONE goat..."

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:05, archived)