He's on his honeymoon.
I've had to retune to Absolute radio as Wogan and Moyles are both away too.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

Moyles? I'd rather stick pins in my bell end.

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

I used to quite like him..
...but his LOLOLOLTHEPOLESAREALLPROTITUTES twattery last year just seemed a little too much like some of the prats you used to get on here posting 'hilarously non-PC' stuff for comfort.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

Is Absolute what Virgin used to be?
I heard that they were nominated for 8 Sony awards last week, they must be doing something right.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, archived)