When I'm Prime Minister
all public toilets will be renamed "Public Pissers"
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Too late.
I call them that already.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)