bloody google cameracar has just come down my road
all i saw was the tips of the cameras over my hedge.

it's gone down a dead end, so it'll need to come back in a minute, what shall i do?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

Miss it whilst you;re telling the internet about it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

Bravo.

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Quick! Throw on a Viking helmet and pillage the neighbours
cos they will all be distracted looking at the car.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

write a sign saying HELLO B3TA..COM
And add some Magenta
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

this!!!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

I flicked the vees at it when I was sat waiting for the missus to come out of the public pissers in Bowness
It' still not up yet.

:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

When I'm Prime Minister
all public toilets will be renamed "Public Pissers"
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Too late.
I call them that already.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

drag the driver out of his car and shoe him to within an inch of his life
then steal the car, drive off and burn it out in a field
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

WINNAR^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Throw yourself in front of it
for the good of some cause or other which I haven't thought of yet.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

save the walruses

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

i saw it in portsmouth yesterday
i gave it a cheery wave
the driver waved back
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Correct attitude ^

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

One lived in the flats next to me
then there was some drama, and he stopped.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Don't care.
I have captain constantinanecomments sitting opposite me and it is causing me serious amounts of PAIN.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

REAL LIFE /TALK!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

Pretty much :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

haha, what a flamboyant insult!
also:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6160402
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

I thought that said constantistanbulnotconstantinople

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Run alongside it
So people scrolling down the road will seen you as a Zoetrope animation.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

Pop down to the butcher's and see if he's got a pig's head
then wear it over your own head and stand on the street corner. See if the Google blurring algorithm picks up pig faces as well as people.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

There is no algorithm
a gnome vets all the photos and sponges the faces out.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

he could test that with his own face!
ha ha ha, it's funny because he's unpleasant to look at
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)