You should have said
"Ooh, sew a button on that one, missus!"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

or
Fuck me, take big breaths, it will go quicker. Jeez I think there may be a brussel sprout on the end of that one! Then do an offline LOL!11
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

Or
"Fuck me! That's a meal in itself"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

An air banquet.
As opposed to an air buffet or an air biscuit.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)