"Dear Unilever,

This Cillit Bang when applied to my work surfaces does actually make a 'bang', I would like some compensation. Thank you."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

'Dear Unilever
I applied Dove shower gel to my face and left it for 3 days, thinking it was face lotion. Now my face is red and crusty. I want compensation'


TRUE CASE
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Send them an Anti-Spastic voucher

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)