Careful, now.
He's been to jail for stamping on a paedo's cock.

I might tell him that I want to fuck his newborn cousin. I hope it makes him proud to be part of this site.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

Go easy
he's already short on tears. Probably have to move onto piss when they run out.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

I felt a bit bad for posting it.
Then I remembered that the man spent 5 hours of his life crying at a website.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

Prison can break a man
even made up prison which didn't happen.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)