Golly
Imagine spending five hours reading QOTW.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Golly

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Gosh

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Crikey

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Blimey

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hecky peck

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

poppycock

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

Oh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

There are some fairly grim stories this week.
Which is to be expected.
But I've never understood why people go to a website where most folk a continually taking the piss, post harrowing true stories and then complain about getting laughed at.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

yes this

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Though, if they didn't, we wouldn't be able to take the piss
And that would be sad.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

You're right.
This is clearly a SERIOUS AND VEXING ISSUE.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

VAUXHALL VEXING
HONDA DISCORD
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

3 more please

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

your free trial has ended

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

aw MAN!
*unistalls, reinstalls*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:32, archived)

credit can be purchased at
www.sendgluedeelpie.com/piepal
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

joke's on you
that website isn't even real!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

:(((

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Ford Kalm down

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

There has to be some subtler stupidity to this post that I have missed.

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

You two should shag.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

You should ssh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

you should rlogin

( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

thanks for making me feel like a nerd for laughing at that

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

speaking of stupidity,
i was just reading some of that down there about exams

a friend of mine's sister was at college and was taked with writing about 'the significance of 'courtly love' in romeo & juliet'
she wrote a whole essay about courtney love instead
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

No
No
This is not true.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

i read the first few paragraphs
she isn't clever enough to fake a whole document just for yuks
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

stop
please stop

The stupidity hurts my brain.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

she'd tried REALLY HARD to find any connection
lots of hole lyrics quoted and clumsy parallels were drawn

i asked for a copy but didn't get one
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

reminds me a bit of a story my music teacher told the class,
about someone who wrote in an essay on the life of [some famous classical composer] that he lived in a pub. Because it had said in the textbook that at one point he moved to a "larger house".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

pfft

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

this made i roffle
well, not so much a roll on the floor as a slight wobble on my beanbag, but wobl isn't such a widely-accepted term
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

i like that it still essentially says 'wobble'

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

I couldn't reach my computer sat on a bean bag
do you have long arms?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

i'm a veritable mr tickle

( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

consensual bullying
they love it
( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

I'm still undecided
as to whether the huge response is due to the fact that most people experience bullying, or that QOTWers are a bunch of weedy little spackers that deserve a slap.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Go to one of their bashes,
Start a fight.
Only way of proving it for sure.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

But they've all had batman style frog licking ninja training now
and will kick us dead!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Well,
You could at least film it for youtube then.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Superninja-fats Vs The Bastards

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Needs more Honda.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Super-skaghead Honda Challenge!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

also this is a humour website
not a support group for the emotionally spacko.

It's a crying shame when the only funny genuine story was by (as much as it pains me to say) Wormulus.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

that must have been difficult
well done
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

It's only /talkers that post genuine funny stories
Everyone elses are either unfunny, fradulant or both...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Dunno
I can derive amusement from their fucked up fantasist outpourings. Imagine the salty tears running down the retarded face of the fucking cretin that posted that shite above.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

mee?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Oh god I shouldn't reply to that
but I'm so tempted, maybe something about a Honda Accord?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/magentaaccord_%5B%5D.jpg
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

ooooooooo
nice!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I'm trying to post it every time someone mentions "honda accord".

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

does this mean you have to post it again?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

well, within reason.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

.
Pink Justice
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

.
got my justice in my pants
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

MAGENTA

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Gee Whiz

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Crivvins.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Jings

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Help ma boab.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Crumbs

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Oh my

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Oh, my goodness.

When did the humour die :(

Actually, I've never posted anything funny so I'm not really qualified for this sort of comment. Sorry.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Fascist

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

It's a crazy world we live in,
where everyone who doesn't want to put their cock in an animal is a fascist.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Still
if that's what it says in the dictionary, we're not in any position to argue.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Poor chap
He needs a hug.

And maybe a free Honda Accord.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I agree. He just needs a pug. Good thinking Theo.
A pug.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Everyone would be happier if they had a pug to look at
All that anger would melt away 'twixt the folds of the pug's face
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

my foot would.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Your foot would melt away?
Are you allergic to pugs? This is a SERIOUS AFFLICTION and you should seek Doctor Help immediately.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

You foot would melt due to the awesomeness of a pug. Because you've got leprosy.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I covered a pug in butter
and ate it.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I too often get pugs and crumpets confused
The butter melts delightfully on both of them though.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I once shaved a pug
it looked like John Prescott
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

If a pug could work out stilts
They would rule the world.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I hate them
fat little fuckers.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Oh Wormy
Let me buy you a pug, that'll cheer you up
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I hate dogs
land-sharks
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Cats are better
But in the land of dogs, pugs are king.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

You should have seen its little dog-tears.
delicious
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

i'm not sure i would
they look like a bulldog crossed with a yorkshire terrier, and i am fearful of all terriers

give me a border collie any day
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

this one, specifically
www.dogbreed-gifts.com/pug/cards/cowboy_pug.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Heeeeeeeeee :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I want these to wear out
rlv.zcache.com/pug_shoes-p167894883845178403ycyh_400.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

i looked for a dino-pug but the pictures weren't as good

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

one or two dino pugs here
www.pug.portlandlabrador.com/Pug_Crawl_2008.htm

Best ones are the spider pug and steven hawkings pug
( M o D, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

i just looked up honda accords on ebay, just cos
shortly followed by a search for one of my favourite cars, the volvo 940 estate. i reckon the 940 is a much better anti-bully device
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

ZOINKS!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

jinkies!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

That was going to be my next comment.
What with me being Velma and that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

could be worse,
could be scrappy
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

TRUFAX

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Careful, now.
He's been to jail for stamping on a paedo's cock.

I might tell him that I want to fuck his newborn cousin. I hope it makes him proud to be part of this site.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

Go easy
he's already short on tears. Probably have to move onto piss when they run out.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

I felt a bit bad for posting it.
Then I remembered that the man spent 5 hours of his life crying at a website.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

Prison can break a man
even made up prison which didn't happen.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

being nice to each other is their equivalent of lunch threads
it's not technically necessary, but it oils the board nicely

bacon, onion, pepper and chilli pizza, made with highland mozarella
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

That's a lovely lunch
You're lovely

MWAH
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

*slips in tongue*

( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Your absolutely right
There is some serious pandering going on here

If I had to name my favourite B3tans, i doubt QOTWers would even get in the top 500
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

I can't.
The concept alone is too outrageous.
( FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

Quick!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post426162

Someone make up some bollocks!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

You lot make me larf
Carry on...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43, archived)