I once avaided a police helicopter.
That's 100% true.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

The search light bounced off your baldness, like a flesh mirror, causing them to crash?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

It's the only excuse possible.
Other than something to do with the dole.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

Or your mum's house was the helicopter

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I AVOIDED it.
THINK DG. THINK!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Gah! Tackled at the first wobble hurdle :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I've also scored more goals at St. James' Park than Celestine Babayaro.
I've got many tales from the past I'm yet to share.
The JMG information highway has many miles to go.

There's much more moaning to be had on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'm only one goal away from scoring more than Celestine Babayaro.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

And you also
Once got shit on by a bird.
I think you should write a book.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Twice.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Twice?
At least you didn't have hair to wash it out of.
That's they way they generally respond to things on here, yes?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, archived)