Football, bullying and 24 don't interest me.
what about anomalies like me?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

THE DISHES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

We can't ALL do the dishes,
Unless we do washing, drying and putting away seperately.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

And anyway, that's women's work.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, archived)