As a striker Jammy, I either go for the Asprilla double flips or the Beardsley belm of nonchalance

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

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( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Sometimes both at the same time.
I look like a Down's at a Junior Gymnastics glass
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I score so rarely
my celebration tends to go down the mentalist shirt off Ketsbaia route.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I do a Cantona long-distance haughty stare.

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:04, archived)