I recommend not rubbing mayonnaise into it
trust me on this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

but what will I use in my elbow licking training sessions?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:58, archived)