JMG. Over.
Report in Chubby Squad.

*Finds cover*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

JMG is here, sweaty anger ENGAGE
*sweat circles around armpits increase and join in the middle of shirt,
despite it being quite cold in A*erd**n*
( moohalaa, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

I've deployed my emergency flares.
Now, DISCO.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

AberdeenClubScene.co.uk/members/UpsetOnline/me.gif
( moohalaa, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

It's a good job I'm on block.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

I just feel sorry for the 1.5% of internet users who will still see that :(((

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Pringles are crisps.
Who would have thought it?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

But they're made from Smash aren't they?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

"There is more than enough potato content for it to be a reasonable view that it is made from potato," said Lord Justice Jacob.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

hello Pringle marketeers
I think you should quickly film a commercial with a Peter Cook-ish judge, calling in a curmudgeonly way for exhibit A, a tube of Pringles, and every time he does, it turns out someone's eaten them all, until everyone in court is eating pringles, and the crunchy noise makes Judge Cook bang his gavel for silence, until someone puts some pringles under the gavel, and they are smashed up and fly all over the place. You can end with a line such as "Pringles - they should be put away" or "Pringles - Not low-fat, not low-VAT."
( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Are food discussions just bursting out of people on here now?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

It's ok JMG, it's NEWS from the BBC.
[imagine a link here]
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

Food AND a BBC link?
I trust you'll stay clear of most of this banter, DT.
*Firm handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

It's ok, I am busy picking out the next Real Internet Man to send into a flounce.
www.b3ta.com/board/9458050
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

I can imagine this'll end with him exploding at myself.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

[marylin monroe voice]
Oh hello Internet Boys! Guess my bra size! *GIGGLE*
[/marylin]

www.b3ta.com/board/9459821
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

We're discussing indirect taxation.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

I am actually surprised they are 50% potato
I thought it was about 5%
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

I don't see anything impressive in using potatoes in food.
They're cheap, plentiful and easy to store.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

42%

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

potato-dant

( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

no wonder they had no idea if to tax it or not.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

one of my elbows is scaly

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Mine have spots.
Except they're not spots, just lumps. They hurt a bit.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

probably elbow cancer

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Vitamin B deficiency

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

Diagnosis Internet!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

I was going to come up with a witty alternative name for the lead role, but Dick Van Dyke is the most appropriate anyway.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

You're such a Dick Van Dyke
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Brilliant. Great work there.
/ac
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

*prouds*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

u

fnaaaarrrr
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

Really?
I'd best get more vitamin B in that case
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

ME TOO

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

which elbow
we may be scaly elbow mirror twins and have to fight to the death, and only the one with the evil scaly elbow will survive but no one will be sure
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Left

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

oh no it's fine then

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

I recommend not rubbing mayonnaise into it
trust me on this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

but what will I use in my elbow licking training sessions?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Grey's Anatomy keeps being sad, I keep watching it and crying and not crying at revision instead.
Today has been sponsored by weeping.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Cheer up chuck.
Massive holiday soon.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Cannot come soon enough.
I am slowly going mental.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

I alternate between quickly going mental
and very slowly getting some sort of work done.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

I manage to do about 10 minutes work, then have a 50 minute break.
I'm sure it should be the other way round.

I even dusted to procrastinate this afternoon. I can't remember the last time I dusted before then.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

Chuck is back on soon.
Yay.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

oh shit, tell me she's not going to Italy again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

She might be going to SCIENCE land

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Fuck no.
We don't want her here. She'll make all the penguins jealous.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

How will she make them jealous?
She can't fly either.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

They'll wish they could withstand the cold as well as her.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

lolfat?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

You knows it!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

lolololol

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

The fun never ends!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

You know, there's only one way to find that out for sure...
PREPARE THE TREBUCHET!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

to Italy anywhere outside the comfort of the UK
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

OH LT!
Take your top off and pull yourself together!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Bravo team reporting.
We are under heavy, repeat heavy fire. Requesting aerial support. Over.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

FLYING MONKEYS, AWAY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I've got 2 Saint Helenian fish cakes for my lunch.
:)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

...

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

:D
POSTAL-SAN!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Yes.
I am here. When nobody is watching you may hump my leg.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Already done that.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Good man.
Now clean me with your tongue.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Waitaminute.
When did you go from being my work-experience sidekick to my sex object?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

I have been to the temple.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Ah, that explains the gold paint on your bum.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

*poof*
*is gone*
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

3/10 for smoke bomb technique.
Report to my office for punishment time.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:10, archived)