...without stabbing them? You mean you don't have to?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I've heard the police frown upon such things,
although quite what Sting has to do with my home life I'm not sure.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

YOU!
My bird wants to talk to you about something, probably periods or ponies, I couldn't be arsed to find out. Can she call you tomorrow or something? I realise this would have made a better gaz but I've had a drink.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Of course she can :)
I'll be about - ring on the landline as my mobile signal is gayer than malchick.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 23:08, archived)