I am still ill but I can't take a day off as I am self employed.
I just got back from having a scan.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Is it a boy or a girl?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Having no idea what's wrong with you
I shall say

congratulations
oooh dear
stroke it better
put it in the fridge
send it to the end of the garden to think about what it's done.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

CAT scan or
the good one? (MRI)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

MRIs are not good
They are loud and claustrophobic
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

but you can say
that all of the molecules in your body have had their quantum state changed (temporarily).

/geekout orgasm
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:39, archived)