Sort of like a free shit day off
When you're off work because you're ill, what do you generally do?

I was off ill yesterday and the day before, and I watched lots of porn and star trek, did some yoga in a stupid attempt to make myself feel better, tested out how loud my speakers went and restrung my bass. I also had bacon sandwiches, ate lots of nectarines and made myself a cup of tea in a bowl.

edit: I'm shitter than usual with this. Almost a new low. Ah well, you've had two captain-free days.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Build a fort to protect me from further illness.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

as little as possible
drink
play games
watch videos
read
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'd probably work on some animations or web site stuff.
Perhaps a few rounds with Smash Bros Brawl.
And laying in bed feeling sorry for myself.

After all the porn obviously.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

sorry for
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Only on bedsheet changing day.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Basically what I do everyday anyway.
Minus going to work or doing any chores.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

put on daytime TV
as an act of self-abuse. It gets me back to work quicker when I realise how awful life would be if I had to stay home all day.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I was so bored yesterday.
Hence the yoga.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

what kind of yoga?
Muller corner or Bio-Pot?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

Hatha.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

don't do the Kundalani (sp?)
the flow should only go down, not rise up (Regardie).
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I bum around in my monster slippers and have hot baths when watching movies on my laptop which is perched on the toilet.
I eat crap.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

If I'm ill enough to be off work, it's serious.
So, y'know, I usually stay in bed hoping for the blessed relief of death, only getting out to pebble-dash the porcelain, vomit blood or both.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

What if you start to feel better?
What if you feel better at half four? That stunning work ethic, do you go in?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I don't work 9-5, so in the more general case of feeling better half an hour before the end of the shift,
I wouldn't - but only because it takes me the best part of an hour to get there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

When I grow up I hope I'm like you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

It would be quite different if I wasn't being paid by the hour.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

AHA.
Trying to look all grown up and ethic filled.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I'm preparing for a long recovery so I have bought myself some favourite books from childhood
I'm also planning to listen to podcasts, keep listening to my German CD, do some cross-stitch and cuddle my guinea pigs.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Sehr gut!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Sleep, internet, daytime telly, get on with essays/reading.
Although the only times recently that I've not felt up to going into work have been cos of hangovers.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I had a weird flu thing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

I am still ill but I can't take a day off as I am self employed.
I just got back from having a scan.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Is it a boy or a girl?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Having no idea what's wrong with you
I shall say

congratulations
oooh dear
stroke it better
put it in the fridge
send it to the end of the garden to think about what it's done.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

CAT scan or
the good one? (MRI)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

MRIs are not good
They are loud and claustrophobic
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

but you can say
that all of the molecules in your body have had their quantum state changed (temporarily).

/geekout orgasm
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Generally laze
watch Jeremy Kyle as I find it makes me feel better, drink copious amounts of tea, watch either Life on Mars, Teachers or Singin in the Rain, forget to eat, snuzz the cats, fanny about online and other things that i can't be arsed to list as this list is fairly dull itself.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Yeah, I failed a bit asking a boring question.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:41, archived)