"I'm clicking like a black man in a hatckback..."

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

"I'm clicking like a Chinese piloting an aeroplane...."

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

I'm clicking like a welshman in space.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Did you want to be my facebook friend so you could appear to have cool and popular friends?
good choice my man....good choice *winks with finger guns*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

someone off here has added me on facebook
and I don't know why, considering we don't speak and when we do we don't get on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

they secretly fancy you ;)
I've turned down a good few b3tans, I don't like ugly people on my facebook. cramps my style and stuff.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Thank you, then.
I doubt they secretly fancy me. Maybe they want to spy on me. Either way, I'm thoroughly confused.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

I'd like to reassure b3tans that the unnamed person to whom the Captain is referring is not me.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

Like you'd be seen talking to me.
I bet it's a bit of a push doing it on here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Meet me in /Off Topic in five minutes.
Make sure you're not followed.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

I'll be gone, probably.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Hell yeah,
good acceptance speed.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I'm clicking like an Irish person trying to use the internet..."

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

*click*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:41, archived)