Oh, I've just been there
It was lovely. Some coffee shops are asking for a Dutch passport though.

If you're taking a lady, then sex at night in the Vondelpark is now legal there.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

A dutch passport? Why?
Surely most of their trade is foreigners.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yep
A bloke in one of the places said it was something to do with 'culture'. I didn't understand him much.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Maybe you just looked German.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Oh the irony of Maastricht being in the Netherlands.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)