In 24 hours I went from poor, no prospects, potentially homeless and £12 in the bank
To £700 richer (from what I was owed in tax, no less) and a job interview tomorrow. Woo!

How're you? What good has happened to you today?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Did you go for that job that was a little bit of a commute away?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

Yep
TFL was an utter liar, told me it'd take 2 hours to get there. When it is in fact 20 minutes. Barely an excuse, but I don't know London so well.

She rang me up and almost demanded I come to an interview.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

Cool, What's it doing?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Dog grooming
My sort of job, being jeans, tshirt and running around
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Dog Mohawks on a Pug.
I saw that when an ex worked at the Dog's Trust. It was a right retarded looking thing. sooo cool :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

:D
This place offers 'pedicures' instead of 'nail clipping'.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm JMG
I've had a mainly excellent day.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

It's payday tomorrow, so I'm closer to having funds than I was earlier.
That'll do me.

edit: actually, if we don't count today

my mortgage payments have just gone down £300 a month.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

ME TOO! WOOOOO!!
Then holiday :D Amsterdam's finest crops will be floating in my system in under 24 hours :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

You're such a shitty biscuit. TAKE ME WITH YOU. I love the dam.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Ner Ner NER :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Rotterdam is where it's at.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

Oh, I've just been there
It was lovely. Some coffee shops are asking for a Dutch passport though.

If you're taking a lady, then sex at night in the Vondelpark is now legal there.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

A dutch passport? Why?
Surely most of their trade is foreigners.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yep
A bloke in one of the places said it was something to do with 'culture'. I didn't understand him much.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Maybe you just looked German.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

Oh the irony of Maastricht being in the Netherlands.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Still poor and without prospects, but an enriched knowledge of French Renaissance evangelical hesuchism.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

I signed a new contract on my flat,
and found my rent has gone down by £75 a month. I may spend the difference on beer.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

*Need to find somewhere to spend spare money fives*

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Or save up for a holiday

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

I'll save up to drink beer on holiday.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

I got my holiday credit card bill yesterday and it wasn't as awful as I feared.
I'll do something about that at the weekend I'm sure.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

I might have a can of Coke and some popcorn later.

( magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

I can I can't?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Fought some cows.
Broke into a national trust park.
Played hide and seek in cars.
Going on a date in an hour.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

How do you break into a national park?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Well,
we climbed over a big wall into it not knowing what it was.
Then had to walk through the entrance.

wait..just realised, I meant national TRUST place, not a national park.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Remember: if you don't fuck on the first date
Then you're probably not right for each other.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Oh dear.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

What?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

It's like, probably the wrost advice.
I've found the one's I take my time with have always been the best, ones' i've been silly with are just nightmares.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I am of the opinion that it doesn't matter
as long as you are comfortable with the decision.

I do think that what Sammi said is utter bollocks though. Which is surprising, as she is normally so wise and clever and intelligent.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

Well,
considering this is the *third* date.....
She's staying over though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Oops, will you tell my husband or shall I?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

another daily struggle with that thing we call life

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

still no word back from the council,
but I might have a month's worth of other work at some point soon.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I have spent a fortune on clothing and nice food

( 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:34, archived)