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I'm playing Swat 4 at the moment
Instead of helping my teammates capture terrorists, I taze them and blow their kneecaps off.

I'm such a team player.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
That how I'd spoil everything, too.
Excellent work in the field, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
It's even funnier when the yanks get on the mic and start shouting at me
"Hey man I'm on yout tea-OH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE BAN THIS GUY HE'S SHOOTING ME IN THE FACE"

Then I start burping into the mic and start speaking with a Bristol accent.

This seems better when you're drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
I used to love cheating playing rainbow 6 on the N64 by going the wrong way and just blating everyone in the back of the head as they were facing the wrong way.
GTA4 is my current head blating game with the double barrel, sooo gross :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Haha!
Before I changed my IP I was banned from a lot of Unreal Tournament servers as well. I always start out playing normally but the desire for mischief soon takes over.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
I know it's the shittest thing EVER but:
getting a HUGE sniper rifle, crawling and swimming for miles and then sniping the main base is great fun in army games. Especially when they come looking for you :D

BF2 I would spend ages doing this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
I've been thinking of getting hold of that for ages
I'm not sure why I find spawnkilling so funny, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
It's funny when they are MILES away, with their squad, one goes down and 5 others start bunny hopping and diving about as they haven't got a clue what just happened :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Haha! Good work, there
I'll see if I can find a torrent of the thing tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:26, archived)