Who enjoys Mario Kart on here?
I've just put it in the wii.
Never played it online. Etc.


/edit
It's telling me BADGER is online.
How I do connect and ultimately crush him?
OH INTERNET! Why can't you help me.



I just finished a place behind Badger.
This game is a farce.

I FINISHED AHEAD OF BADGER! HE'S SO SHIT!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

I've played it once on my brother's Wii.
It's alright.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

It's too fiddly, for me.
I would enjoy MarioKart as a child and all, this seems a bit too complicated.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

What "hold button, steer, sometimes press other button"

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Needs more JUMPING and LASERS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

And NAZIS FROM SPACE

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

If I were the bullying online type, I'd suggest you have fat fingers

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

This should be adopted for you, JMG
www.b3ta.com/links/JONATHAN_FROM_SPOTIFY
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Lordy!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

I'm playing Swat 4 at the moment
Instead of helping my teammates capture terrorists, I taze them and blow their kneecaps off.

I'm such a team player.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

That how I'd spoil everything, too.
Excellent work in the field, there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

It's even funnier when the yanks get on the mic and start shouting at me
"Hey man I'm on yout tea-OH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE BAN THIS GUY HE'S SHOOTING ME IN THE FACE"

Then I start burping into the mic and start speaking with a Bristol accent.

This seems better when you're drunk.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I used to love cheating playing rainbow 6 on the N64 by going the wrong way and just blating everyone in the back of the head as they were facing the wrong way.
GTA4 is my current head blating game with the double barrel, sooo gross :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Haha!
Before I changed my IP I was banned from a lot of Unreal Tournament servers as well. I always start out playing normally but the desire for mischief soon takes over.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I know it's the shittest thing EVER but:
getting a HUGE sniper rifle, crawling and swimming for miles and then sniping the main base is great fun in army games. Especially when they come looking for you :D

BF2 I would spend ages doing this :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

I've been thinking of getting hold of that for ages
I'm not sure why I find spawnkilling so funny, but I do.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

It's funny when they are MILES away, with their squad, one goes down and 5 others start bunny hopping and diving about as they haven't got a clue what just happened :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

Haha! Good work, there
I'll see if I can find a torrent of the thing tonight.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

I'm not a fan of the console experience
but I did once play super mario in the late 80s or early 90s. And I always liked driving games in the arcades as a yoof even though I was a heavy-footed clot and consequently shit at them. So ... I can imagine I might like it if I were ever to play it. In the right company. Offline company.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I bet you've got a Wii and play with all four controllers down your trousers, tucked into your pants.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I play with my weewee quite regularly.
Just to make sure it's in tip top working order.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Make sure you wear your safety wrist strap otherwise you might smash your television.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

I've got mariokart on the DS

( CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

I keep reading that as meerkat.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Oh JMG :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

HA HA HAAA!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

He was winning every game before you came online.
You've RUINED his online experience.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

this is internet bullying of the worst kind

( 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

I love Mario Kart on Wii
I borrowed my friends Wii and didn't want to give it back
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

Online was a bit weird though,
a lot of overzealous competitors.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

i've got it on the wii
i can help
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

i once did so well on it mario came round my house to congratulate me

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

I play it
but I've yet to work out how to play it online.
( 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:32, archived)