I bet you've got a Wii and play with all four controllers down your trousers, tucked into your pants.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I play with my weewee quite regularly.
Just to make sure it's in tip top working order.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Make sure you wear your safety wrist strap otherwise you might smash your television.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:12, archived)