The woman that lent my tools out to someone else
would have her cunt glued up with epoxy and her teeth smashed out with a peen hammer
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Glue her mouth and smash her minge in
Then she can't complain.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:15, archived)