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Should I buy a 2 litre bottle of cider?
Answer me b3ta
(mysterious_w, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
I am wasting my 4000th post in order to say yes
You smelly tramp :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
no, buy a 2.15 litre one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
White lightning?
The Tramp's Choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
Buy two

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
Wildman!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
I've done just exactly that.
Strongbow 2L - £2.59 or 2 for £5

/loltramp
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
YOU'RE BUYING ALCOHOL?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
Go for it
I've found Sir Alan's new Apprentice

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8061247.stm
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
You're high-ered?
Try the fish, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
Y'know, cocaine might have got a lot less pure
but the quality of cannabis has improved thanks to plucky entrepreneurial home-growers like her.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
yes and some DoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRariitooooooos!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
No, buy something nice.
My housemate had a big go at me cos I intended to be busy with work stuff this evening. She says I'm always on the computer or playing on my DS or working in the evening and not doing household projects or stuff for her. So, after getting a bit arsey I go try do some housework and I fucking can't because she's lent my drill out.

Then I come back to the lounge and she's chatting on MSN and wrapping fucking presents. And she had a go at me for doing stuff for me!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
Why should you be doing household projects for her?
Is she not able to use a drill? Tell her to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
household projects, and projects for her.
I've realised that most of the time I'm doing household stuff she's cleaning her room or some shit like that.

I'm in a grump now.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
The woman that lent my tools out to someone else
would have her cunt glued up with epoxy and her teeth smashed out with a peen hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
Glue her mouth and smash her minge in
Then she can't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
Grab two bottles, open up each one, pour out 11millilitres
then take it to the counter and insist on only paying for 7 pints.

Fuck the French and their standard fucking units.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
MATHS FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
Are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
I don't care.
It's funny how riled Americans get that the age of consent is 16 in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
As long as it's White Star.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 20:05, archived)