Nils Lofgren has two artificial hips
TRIVIA TIEM.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Rutger Hauer doesn't have any artificial hips

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

How did he manage that?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

He needed new hips
Still does flippy trampoline things on-stage though. It's ACE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Nicholas cage
has no artificial hips
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18, archived)