This is a clear sign you will be hit by a bus
A pink bus filled to the brim with hot gay men, who will spill out, each impaling you on their AIDS-ridden willies.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

As you can tell, this is quite the situation you've landed yourself in

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

Swings and roundabouts...
Off to work now. Good day to you all.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:59, archived)