We have to be when we've got 300 gormless spastics who want their arses wiping for them.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Why did nobody tell me you do that?
I've been missing a trick, obviously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Theses are trying times

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:38, archived)