When I was really little
someone crashed into my Mum's car at 40mph, side on at a junction.
I was sat on the side of the car to get hit.

I am convinced that if my Mum hadn't been driving the fattest, heaviest piece of shit Saab in the world I would be dead.
( WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:42, archived)