Bog standard shave gel.
... employs SSE^TM v2.0 of our unique Skin Surface Enhancing technology, with DDS^TM (Dual Delivery System) ...
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

It has little pictoral instructions in case you can't read marketing twat.
It's good stuff mind.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 May 2009, 19:11, archived)