it'd be difficult to eat them, because you'd have ten thousand spoons, but what you'd really need would be a knife
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'd wait until they turned to mulch then eat them like soup.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 22:55, archived)