I sent my missus to one of those a couple of times for her birthday
Chicks dig that shit. This year she gets to go to That London and sit next to me while I scowl and she watches Mama Mia in a proper theatre and that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Christ.
There should be a medal awarded for that sort of thing.

Women are wired wrong. I mean, they dont even appreciate a good fart.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Oh mine sounds a like a choir of ducks when she's pretending to be asleep
They just pretend they don't
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Pfft
Earplugs FTMFW
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:06, archived)