the wifi-enabled carriage
i'm a spotty hero, i must be able to defend fat girls from better-looking men at all times
( spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

there is no better-looking man than spacefish in a tiara

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 23 May 2009, 2:59, archived)