At least this way you wont live in constant fear of waking up in the night with Gonzo leaning over you to lick your ear.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 8:32,
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Attack dogs were hidden in my wardrobe for this very occasion(
SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 8:34,
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